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Circumcision And Other Graphic Discussions - 03/13/06 - 9:25 am

Howard took a call from a guy who said he's got an operation coming up soon. He said he's 29 but had some problems with his circumcision that makes his penis rip and tear when he has rough sex. Howard told the guy that the hospitals sometimes don't do it right and the mohels who do it all the time are the experts. He said he'd prefer that they stop doing it all together.

Fred told a story about how he tore the skin on his penis one time when he was with his wife. He didn't have to go to the hospital though. Gary came in a short time later and said that Sal told him a story that was kind of disgusting. He said that Sal doesn't use a condom. He's uncircumcised and uses his foreskin to catch the load. Then he takes it to the bathroom and lets it out. His wife won't let him blow his load on her because she's so germ phobic. He said he used to blow them on a towel but she won't let him do that anymore. 

Howard told Sal that he should just go for it and blow it on her. He said that his marriage is already finished if she won't let him do that. Sal said that she would scream if he did that to her. Howard told him that he should just laugh at her and refuse to change the sheets if she demands it. Sal said he would have to live with even more hell if he did something like that. 

Sal said that he used to be able to finish in her mouth before they got married. Then it was her boobs and now that they have kids, he has to finish in his pouch. Howard told Sal that if he's a man, he has to just go for it. Sal said he accidentally discovered that he could save the load in the pouch when he didn't have a towel there in bed. 

Howard asked Sal how he can ruin Gary's life by goofing on him as being a monkey but he can't blow his load on his wife. Gary said that if the mess was fine before they got married, what happened once they did get married. Sal said that he has to ask himself if it's worth the aggravation to do something like that. 

Fred was surprised to hear that Sal could do that because there's no way he could do it himself. Richard said that he's seen Sal's penis and it's really ugly. Sal was saying it looks like there's a head of cabbage at the end of it. 

Gary said that Sal's wife is so germ phobic that one night she made Sal throw out the garbage. When he came back to bed, she changed the sheets because she thought that he had contaminated them with garbage. Sal said that on another night he went to pee and she knew that he didn't wash his hands, she knew it and demanded that he wash them. He went into the bathroom, wiped his hands in his ass crack and then put them on her pillowcase. 

Sal had another story about how he had his fingers in her and touched her pillow. She freaked out and changed out all of the sheets because she was disgusted by that. Jason came in with a picture of Sal's penis that was sent out via e-mail one time. Gary said that it looked like a 1950s rocket ship. 

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