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Wosrst Day of His Life / Another Dick Isn't Whole (parody of Happiest Days of Our Lives / Another Brick in the Wall part 2 by Pink Floyd)
By Ron Low

 

Parody Lyrics:
Supposed Original Lyrics:
"You! Yes you behind your white coat! How do you sleep, Brother?"
"You! Yes you behind the bike sheds, stand still laddy!"
When we grew up and went to school
There were certain children who were
Hurt in ways they couldn't have understood
Their parents had permitted
An assault upon their bits
An ignorant decision that
One wonders why the law even permits
When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in due time the cut kids learned
When they got busy on a date, they had
Suffered a loss of foreskin
That would haunt them all their lives
But in the town it was well known 
When they got home at night, their fat and 
Psychopathic wives would thrash them 
Within inches of their lives
We don't need no amputation
We would choose to keep it whole
No dark scar brand from superstition
Butchers leave those dinks alone!
Hey, Butchers! Leave them dinks alone!
All in all those dinks are just the wealth in your vault
All in all you can't say that it isn't your fault
We don't need no education 
We donít need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
We don't need no circumcision
We can manage dick control
No ignorance carved into our skin
Doctors leave those dicks alone!
Hey! Doctors! Leave those dicks alone!
All you need to do is drop the knife, leave him whole
All the screams are just the sound of losing your soul
We don't need no education
We donít need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
"Strapped down, stop your crying."
"If you don't keep yer sheath, you can't have any gliding.
How can you have any gliding if you don't keep yer sheath?"
"You! Yes you behind your white coat! How do you sleep, Brother?"
"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you donít eat yer meat, you canít have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you donít eat yer meat?"
"You! Yes you behind the bike sheds, stand still laddy!"
 
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