Money Well Spent
Long ago -
There once was a little babe born in Buffalo,
whose parents thought that the ugly extra skin had to go.
As he grew up -
It didnít feel as good as it should.
When he got older it was harder to attain wood.
as an old man he grew wiser
and found out about the TLC Tugger
He sent in his money -
bought one that was offered.
Now his wife has a smile on her face
that no one can wipe off her.